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Can you?

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A former McDonald's manager was fired from the prestigious position this week for visiting the toilet. On his thirty minute break, Eric Preston went into the restroom and saw a sign telling him that he could visit the toilet. Quickly locking the door, he spent the next two and a half hours chatting on and on with the toilet about his life experiences and even learning a bit about the toilet's

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The family of Edward Slavat cried tears of joy as Florida's Westmouthe Baptist Hospital doctors corrected spinal damage and allowed him to stand up from his wheelchair for the first time in 11 years. Seven minutes later, after repeated attempts to get his Visa credit card to be accepted by the hospitals accounting department, Slavat's family was crying tears of horror as doctors re-paralyzed him

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In the wee hours of Saturday morning, LaShrieva Bennett, of Boston, Massachusetts, miraculously gave birth to twins - a boy and a girl - and an old boot. Doctors were shocked after the 7 hour labor. Skyy Bennett, her daughter, was born at 2:38a. The boot followed at 2:51a. Sean Jean Bennett was born last, at 3:13a. Says Bennett, "I was so worried when I birthed the boot. I thought that my baby

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Last Wednesday, Abode, creators of the graphic design software Photoshop, filed a defamation suit against Mariah Carey for "making [them] look bad." Carey's poor retouching jobs, as seen in the photograph on the left, have been deemed newsworthy by the likes of TMZ.com and the holy Perez Hilton.Although anyone who purchases the program can use it as they like, there is a clause in the Terms of

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In a bold move by Scientology to get its approval ratings up, a recent Calliope poll showing only 1% of the US population have a favorable opinion of the group, they have teamed with Disneyland in Anaheim, California for a state of the art Scientology themed ride. Here's a breakdown of the rides features:-Riders begin with a black, burlap sack over their heads-Earbuds(sponsored by Apple) blasting

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An entire building of elementary school children died yesterday in Pasadena, California when they were accidentally exterminated when an outbreak of lice was reported.Prior to the first recess, an estimated 26 students were sent to Ms. Ally McMurphy, the school nurse. "These were no ordinary cases of lice. The children came to my office with lice swinging from hair to hair like George of the

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A creepily mustached Austrian man kept his daughter locked in the basement of his home for 19 years, until she was sick and had to be taken to the hospital. That's cute.They had 6 kids together.Did he yell, "Who's your daddy?" when he was fucking her brains out?That's actually not funny. She's probably going to die soon. lolz

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Let me just say, to begin with, that I've stuck my DICK in a lot of holes: mouthholes, buttholes, earholes, vaginaholes... You name it. I hooked up with an oily-skinned girl from Houston who let me fuck the shit out of her enormous pores. My 12th grade psychology teacher had a glass eye. After receiving a SEE ME AFTER CLASS note on my Cognition & Intelligence exam, she let me slide my greasy,

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